Horoscopes according to Dan King, Studio Manager

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You focus intensely on a particular piece of humor you come across in the Meyer newsletter and wonder what you may be getting yourself into. Most likely, by the end you'll wish you had that 5 minutes back. Tonight: Wrap yourself up in thinly sliced lunchmeat.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
The Meyer newsletter may present many ideas that you might be especially pleased with. Get to know the sender better and don't hold back giving them a chance to serve you. Good vibes roll with a phone call (to 610-649-8500). Tonight: Ring your neighbor's doorbell - and run!

GEMINI (May 21-June 20)
You find that you have too much time on your hands, and so do others - that attempt to write comedy. Be warned that it may not get any better than this. Tonight: Eat dinner from a pie tin.

CANCER (June 21-July 22)
You creatively find solutions to a problem from the back of a cereal box. Understand more of what you want from a pet. Sometimes you demand and sometimes you don't. Use your creativity, but then don't use your creativity. Tonight: Clean out your gutters.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22)
You might want to do a double take, and ask yourself, why am I reading this? Getting clear of something taking up too much of your time may require using the 'delete' button. Sometimes when you say something, words come out of your mouth. Tonight: Act as if your hair were on fire.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22)
You cannot suppress your innate something. You may want to rethink a purchase for a family member, or friend, or acquaintance, or coworker, or the guy you ride the subway with, or maybe it's just you. Tonight: Whatever.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22)
Lie back with a life and death decision. It can wait. Besides, whatever you decide could be the cause. Your sixth sense leads you to watch a Bruce Willis movie. Follow through on what you need to do, though not today. Maybe not tomorrow either. Tonight: Go out, or stay in, I really don't care.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21)
If you use your high magnetism you could be hurt by a flying stainless steel refrigerator. You can turn around nearly any problem, but for some reason you haven't stopped reading these Horoscopes. Know your limits and then ignore them, but don't sue me if you get hurt. Tonight: Attach battery cables to each ear and recharge!

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21)
Make a snap decision, but ask other's opinions first. There may be more than one problem to the solution. The planets are aligned!! Call Meyer for all of your design and planning needs at 610-649-8500. Tonight: Basketweave

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19)
You embody life, energy, drama, and fruit snacks during the day. You might spend too much time thinking about something you just read. Honor your sanity by getting back to work right now before you encounter another shameless plug. Tonight: Paint the town red! (And if you need a coordinating wallcovering, call Meyer at 610-649-8500).

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18)
Examine problems with a hands-on approach, but wash them first. You know what works and what doesn't work and what might work but won't work but could work. Give 50 percent and you'll be just fine. Tonight: Talk a police officer out of a ticket using a hand puppet.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20)
You might want to take that extra step down the stairs. What seemed funny at the beginning may not be anymore. When you gain a new perspective it may be because you're standing on someone's foot. Think about a project you can give to a clever and creative design firm with the initials 'MD'. Tonight: Take pain killers if you've read this whole thing.

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